Недавно космические инженеры снова потрясли мир злодейством: в честь посадки космического аппарата на поверхность кометы один из инженеров дал интервью, нарядвишись в женоненавистническую рубашку с голыми бабами.
Многие сайты разразились гневными статьями: дескать, эта рубашка перечеркивает всю ценность миссии, что это один шаг для человека и три шага назад для человечества, что такие наряды оскорбляют 50% человечества, и все такое. Особенно порадовала статья в журнале The Verge. Я решил написать на ее основе свою заметку. Вот что вышло:
ESA Space Probe Landed on Comet; Billions Raped
Humankind's space exploration and social justice effort suffered a fatal blow today as billions of women were raped by the footage of a man wearing a vulgar shirt. The culprit is Matt Taylor, one of the scientists behind the Rosetta mission aimed to land a space probe on a comet. It wasn't just the comet that was probed, however, as billions of women around the world felt deeply offended and harassed by Matt Taylor's vulgar bowling shirt with a print depicting various scantily clad women in revealing poses. According to the report published by The Verge magazine, as much as 50% of the mankind was affected.
The incident has already caused serious uproar in the world society. Women are reported to leave the aerospace industry en masse, scared and disgusted by their male colleagues commenting on "bitches" in bars and hanging posters of greased up women in their offices. Female high school students refuse to pursue degrees in physics, chemistry, and math, claiming science makes them look nerdy and unattractive. The female exodus threatens to reduce the already women-deprived industry to a barren sausage-fest.
Matt Taylor has apologized for his inappropriate choice of clothing and said he had made a huge mistake. The public is still to hear apology from ESA. And from NASA, for a good measure.
Картинка: National Post
ESA Space Probe Landed on Comet; Billions Raped
Humankind's space exploration and social justice effort suffered a fatal blow today as billions of women were raped by the footage of a man wearing a vulgar shirt. The culprit is Matt Taylor, one of the scientists behind the Rosetta mission aimed to land a space probe on a comet. It wasn't just the comet that was probed, however, as billions of women around the world felt deeply offended and harassed by Matt Taylor's vulgar bowling shirt with a print depicting various scantily clad women in revealing poses. According to the report published by The Verge magazine, as much as 50% of the mankind was affected.
The incident has already caused serious uproar in the world society. Women are reported to leave the aerospace industry en masse, scared and disgusted by their male colleagues commenting on "bitches" in bars and hanging posters of greased up women in their offices. Female high school students refuse to pursue degrees in physics, chemistry, and math, claiming science makes them look nerdy and unattractive. The female exodus threatens to reduce the already women-deprived industry to a barren sausage-fest.
Matt Taylor has apologized for his inappropriate choice of clothing and said he had made a huge mistake. The public is still to hear apology from ESA. And from NASA, for a good measure.
Картинка: National Post
ОтветитьУдалитьЗря он одел рубашку с голыми бабами. Одел бы - соответственно веяниям времени - с голыми мужиками, - слова бы никто не сказал.
А лучше бы одел гавайскую рубашку, кои и должны носить толстые весельчаки.
P.S.: Интересно, кто занимался подсчётом этих миллиардов негодующих женщин? Вот интересное занятие, должно быть, у человека! Что там ваша астрономия!
А чего сложного-то? Берешь население Земли, делишь пополам и получаешь количество униженных и оскорбленных. Другое дело, что 99,9% плевать хотели на то, кто с какими принтами рубашки носит (я показал знакомым девушкам статью - они где-то до середины не могли понять, кто обиделся на кого и за что) - но это уже частности, которые феминистки с тубмлера стараются не замечать. Не будет того эффекта же.
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